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Jan

Cute & kinda true

If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”
 
 Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
 
 Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

 Rule # 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
 
 Rule # 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done — not both.
 
 Rule # 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.
 
 Rule # 6 Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions and neither do we.

From Kyle on Kiss KISS 898 facebook post

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